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Dec. 14th, 2011

loffing kath

::taps screen::

What... is a livejournal?

"'Sup" to those I've not spoken to since, ostensibly, Janurary 22, 2009.

Maybe I miss this place, just a little.

Jan. 22nd, 2009


maybe i should study?

behold: a quiz from my arthurian romance night class [that i have since given the ax] and my answers (which were read aloud in either great amusement or great bitterness---i'll never know which)]:

Q. why did lancelot take the hair from the comb?

A. he was making his entrepreneurial debut as an elite wig-maker, specializing in the type for wee bald people (or average-height people with really small craniums). he boasts a celebrity clientele of gary coleman and the "egg that just wouldn't crack".

Q. why was lancelot's bed bloody?

A. a horse's head was placed there in the night by a corleone family member. YOU DON'T BETRAY THE FAMILY, CAPEESH?

there were more questions, but i can't 'member them.

oh! and a shoutout to [info]crown_the_queen, who is the definition of fabulous and my first ub chum!!! thank you for such a fun lunch, m'lady!!! heart heart heart heart.

i'm off to shovel. have a nice night everyone!

Nov. 21st, 2008

loffing kath



I feel like there's someone who is dragging their nails across the smooth surface of a chalkboard---Except that chalkboard is inside my body.

[And so is that person.]

Oct. 15th, 2008

loffing kath

ballin' biwd.

that thing is hood.

omg i am so dead.
goodnight, moon.


Oct. 3rd, 2008


Poetry today.

me: so, we have to do a close reading of donne for monday.
girl: ugghhh, what does he even meeaaaan?
me:.........let's ask him!
girl: ......
me: ...........que?
girl: he died, dude. like a LOOOOOOONG time ago.
me: thanks, cabbage-for-brains.
girl: ::gets up and moves to the cool kids table::

dumbass fake hair implants was serious, too.

i'm 2 for 5 in the "classes who think i'm a snob" superbowl. let's see if i can get to 3 come thanksgiving!


Oct. 1st, 2008

loffing kath

MeeeMeeee (....what does that even mean?)

khepfan05 done tagged me.

1. What are your nicknames?
Peaches (Mom), Boo or Pookie (Aunt Kathy), Pantsless Offspring [Pantsless; Sanspants; Sansiepansie; P.O.; BabyP; SansP; and when she thinks she's being hilarious, Pantsie Bear] (Momma P.) Ambs (Childhood BFF Jen.... and now Kristie has taken a liking to it.) Da-Boop (Dad...ugh.) Ambe (pronounced 'Am-bhey', by high-school friends. Meh.) BamBam (Randoms.)

2. What do you do before bedtime?
Showah. The Daily Show. The Colbert Report. Avoid Homeworks. Ridiculous youtube. Attempt Homeworks. Go back to youtube. Sleepies.

3. What fandom(s) are you most into at the moment?
I rekindled my flame for Myrna Loy, but does Minnie count as an actual fandom? Haaaa. The X-Files = my heart.

4. What is your favorite [perfume] scent?
Jungle Gardenia and Femme. Chanel No. 5. Coco. Allure. I am an old lady, therefore I smell like one. On a slightly younger smelling side: PUMA, Sweet Pea and Sensual Amber (Bwah, not.) from Bath&Body Works.

5. What's your favorite [board] game ever?
Clue pwns all other board games.

6. What book you are reading now?
Rainbow's End: The Judy Garland Show by Steven Sanders that Martha sent me because old ladies think I'm cute and like sending me old movie stuff. I think Martha's cute: "i invested in a used hardback 1st edition that i had steve sign a little while ago .. you know .. we're geeks ... i know you'd understand ..  the paperback is waiting for you, young lady... " <3

7. Do you trust easily?
Mmmhmm. Boy, does that bite me in the coolie.

8. What was your first big fandom?
I remember diggin' The Mary Tyler Moore Show, I Love Lucy, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, Mary Poppins (who flew Jen and I to the zoo), Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals...Then around age 6 I went full-blown old movie obsessed and became thoroughly outcast until I decided the only way to make friends was to do stupidASS things including, but not limited to: picking roadkill off the street and chasing my teacher with it, mooning the kids from opposite buses, running away and forming camp in our neighbor's woods, etc.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
.............general discontentment with mah faaaathaaa.

10. What's your pet peeve?
Tongue-smacking, Stupidity, Political jargin, (I'd say know-it-alls, but sometimes I fit that bill and I look like an ass)

11. What's one childhood item that you still have with you today?
What don't I have from my childhood? I is a packrat.

12. What websites do you visit daily?
Facebook, E-mail, the Forum, Eljay, TWoP, Youtube,

13. Who are currently the most important people to you?
Mah family. Chums.

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
She's a dollface!!

15. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head?
"Time For Some Campaignin'" I effing love jibjab. "Like the change we must change for the change we hold dear! I really like change, have I made myself clear?"

16. What’s your favorite item of clothing?
Ralph Lauren sweater cozie. Black jeans. Oh, and yesterday I found the long-sleeve I was obsessed with at age 12! It has a koala on it that says "Hug". LMAO.

17. You get to spend the day with one fictional character. Who?
THE SKINMAN. Mostly because if I kicked it with Mulder or Scully I'd be abducted/killed/voo-doo cursed/have my liver eaten by a strechy mutant/any variation thereof. Plus, Skinner is adorable and burly and Mmmmmmm.

18. What turns you on (in the gender/s of your choice, baby, this is the 21st century)?
Hew-muh. A good smile.

19. What would you like to achieve within the next 3 years?
To make it the hell outta college. A job that holds somewhat my interest, for the love of heaven.

20. What should you be doing right now.
.......napnaps. I...... hate paypuhs.

21. Pop? Jazz? Classic? Swing? Others?
Anything cranked out 60+ years ago. Assorted 90s one-hit-wonders. <33333

I tag Santa, Joe Biden, your mom, Steve From Yellowstone, your mom's mom, The King of Town, George Hurrell and Elia Kazan.

Sep. 27th, 2008

loffing kath



Me: Moooommmmmmmmmm, PAUL NEWMAN!!!!!!1one1
Mom: Oh no......Oh, be right back. ::dashes off to the kitchen::
Me: What on EARTH are you doing?
Mom: ::hoists up a carton of buttermilk:: WE'RE MAKING SALAD DRESSING!!!!!!!
Me: Don't you think a better tribute to the man would be if we, uhm, bought his dressing?
Mom: .........and pay 4 bucks? No. This is cheaper.
Me: Way to miss my point entirely.
Mom: Come help me.
Me: No.
Mom: ......WHAT.
Me: Kidding, I'ma be there after they show some Joanne.

Sep. 21st, 2008

loffing kath

The Queen of Hollywood: Part Deux


I LOVE YOU LIKE WHOA. LET'S GET MARRIED AND BE EACH OTHER'S GUARDIAN ANGELS. One day we will be together foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever. </emily>

That was so upsetting to write, you have no idea.

No. F'real. F'real. I just hung out with the likes of William Powell, Myrna Loy and Asta for about 4 hours straight. As in, 2/7ths of The Thin Man box set. And........I really can't remember the last time I sat down and paid attention to Myrna's ease up there on the screen. She's mega wunduhful and made of win and gawgeous and I'ma give her a picspam. Albeit, a cracked out one, but a picspam nonetheless.

M-Loy WTF-ery I found haunting the intarnets behind the cut:

You give such charming parties, Mr. CharlesCollapse )

I enclose this post with this lovely bit of dialogue:

Oh 1930s and your drugs.

Dear Myrna Adele Williams,


Thinking it'll smell like an orgy,

PS, this might be the best letter I've ever penned. Except not really at all.

Sep. 15th, 2008

loffing kath

katty has a rocking zebra FALL DOWN GO BOOM!


oh....ow. it hurts.
i don't know what's my favorite part about this ridiculous-ness. the look of utter terror on that zebra as kate grinds its face into the earth? how she thought this was going to get her somewhere? or perhaps it's the breakaways?
i have no idea.

  [in other news, i just used the words 'grind' and 'kate' in the same sentence. ::dry heaves::]
bless you, crack dealers.

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